Seinfeld Kibitzes at The Kibitz Room

No corned beef for you!

Jerry Seinfeld, here to play the Academy of Music, delighted the lunchtime crowd yesterday at the Kibitz Room (1521 Locust St.) with a sit-down comedy appearance. Out with fellow comedian Mario Joyner, he ordered a honey turkey on rye with mustard and a side of coleslaw, plus chicken soup. Whereupon owner Neil Parish told him that he should be eating a pastrami-and-corned-beef combo with a potato latke. "He told me he chooses life," said Parish, who replied that the notion of too much red meat and too much fat being bad for you is a government conspiracy.
Now that cracked up Seinfeld.